Sometimes..

Writer's Block: Easy Like Sunday Morning

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:33:18 GMT

Ah, Sunday, the day of rest. What's your favorite way to spend a Sunday morning?

asleep. bitch.

omg so..

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:35:17 GMT

So i had this deep enriching conversation with my little ali the other night. Man I miss her SO much shes one of my super close best friends after all. I used to tell her everything! Her, Catalina, Angela, Abraham, etc. they all have very special places in my heart. And I guess I kinda(REALLY) blew Ali off when I was with Cindy. But there was alot of drama some of it she AND I caused. But now shes blowing me off for Magi lol. But whatever I really dont mind all that much. Their happy and shes so cute when she talks about her lol. But she can get kinda repetitive about Magi lol. I swear I've heard the same stories like 5 times.

BUT!! The point of that story is that I was talking to her about transmen lol and she goes "OMG!! I know the hottest tansman EVER his name is Andre and hes black and he KISSED me on the FACE!!". I laughed my ass off when she told me that lol. But yeah so we had ALL these questions about what its like to be trans. And what brought this up!? The BBC America documentary special: MY Secret Female Body. OMG !! He was hot for a british guy who used to be a british boy!! If you have BBC their gunna be reshowing it on:
July 2nd 8PM and 11PM
July 3rd 1AM
and
July 13th at 5PM

Oh heres the website: http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/318/index.jsp

I dont think Im gunna go to pride this year unless someone wants me to go with them. Angela wants to go so maybe I'll go with her. Oh well. My birfdays in less than a month and I'm so excited :]]!!

i think things are gunna start looking up.

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:46:01 GMT

For awhile things were really shitty. But I really wanna start growing up. I want to focus on my life: What kind of career I want? How do I accomplish this career? blah blah blah. lol. But no really. I want to open myself up to new experiences and people. I want to be more open. Get in touch with my old friends. This summer I'm breaking my old habits. I want to be healthier, I want better relationships with my mother, my brother, and MY FATHER and MY SISTER. I want better relationships with my friends. I want by-gones to be by-gones and to get along with everyone again. I'm sick of being sad, lonely, and angry all the time. I want to stop being so bitchy and stop being such a snob. I want to change. I want people to accept me for me. I want to try harder with school and life. But I dont want to bend over backwards for the wrong people. All I do is want and I never seem to 'DO' this, or that. If I stop letting people influence me in the wrong ways. If I dont let people get me down with their negativity. If I motivate my self and push myself.. I just might have a future.

everythings just wonderful.

Tue, 27 May 2008 08:27:11 GMT

Do you think, everything, everyone, is going mental,
It seems to me that it's spiraling outta control and it's inevitable,
Now don't you think,
This time is yours, this time is mine,
It's temperamental,
It seems to me, we're on all fours,
Crawling on our knees,
Someone help us please

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it,
It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage,
Well it's very funny cos I got your fucking money,
And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble,
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Oh yes, I'm fine,
Everything's just wonderful,
I'm having the time of my life.

Don't you want something else,
Something new, than what we've got here,
And don't you feel it's all the same,
Some sick game and it's not insincere,
I wish I could change the ways of the world,
Make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay,
Doing what we do
Screwing who we screw

Why can't I sleep at night,
Don't say it's gonna be alright,
I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognaise,
and not feel bad about it for days and days and days.
In the magazines they talk about weight loss,
If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss,
Oh no it's not the life I chose,
But I guess that's the way that things go,

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it,
It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage,
Well it's very funny cos I got your fucking money,
And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit
Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble,
I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

never ever.

Tue, 20 May 2008 08:02:49 GMT

I was never the type of girl to give myself away easily. Even now I still have commitment problems. Its hard for me to imagine my life years from now. I'm so open but not about the important things. I want things to slow down. I want life to stand still. Because everyones moving so, so, so fast for me and I left the emergency break on. I just want a moment to breathe and I want some time to myself. I want this summer to be wonderful and I want my life to finally begin to move forward. I really need to move on. I'm so sick of caring about every little thing I say or do.

i think im in love!!

Sat, 03 May 2008 19:42:14 GMT

Cindy has new kittens!! Their only 6 weeks old and they dont even have names. I hope they dont name them anything dumb though. oh well their not my kitties so not my problem but they are just sooooo cute.

it really makes me like pissed/sad/confused why people blame me for cindy not going to school or going home or hanging out with them. i really dont control her life. if she wants to do/not do those things its up to her. i mean i might like extremely dislike some of the people she hangs out with but im not gunna stop her. for reals. i miss abraham. i actually got to see him for a bit yesterday when we went to lunch and i talked to him on the phone this morning and he told me stuff i dont think im allowed to tell others lol. but cindys taking us to the drive-in tomorrow so im happy :D and i get to go to skipolini yay :D i cant believe its may already the 16th will be my and cindys 2 months.

Oh so!!

Fri, 02 May 2008 06:52:07 GMT

So I went to the prom with allie. that was cool. Then cindy came and picked me up and we sleppppppppppppt it was wonderful. I love sleeping<333 Cindy almost ran out of gas the other day when we went to jack in the box. so she decides to be all smarty smart and maybe go over to the gas station hella far cause she thinks it'll take her card and it doesnt AND the cars dying but luckily!! cindys momma answered the phone and we go over to her new place and borrow 12 dollars which makes the car live. I'm supposed to go to her house tomorrow and hang out cause we're ALWAYS here and i thought itd be a nice change. I promised debanita and bryan that i'd bring them snacks and their faces got all bright and happy. their such little kids lol. so i think imma bake them cookies :D

my moms on a low carb diet right.. but the last 3 days shes eaten 2 tacos from taco bell. and then me and cindy made waffles and she ate those. the old waffle iron i have is so cool :D and then tonight i caught her eating chocolate. its really hard to be on a diet at my house. lol. i love to eat. i seriously do. i love food so much.

cindy is..

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:31:17 GMT

teh skanky!!

MAI LYFE!!

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:40:12 GMT

i feel so sad.

like. i cant make graphics anymore :[[
so life totally suckssss. i havent posted on here for like a year and a half.

FUCK ME IN THE ASS!! NEVERMIND!!

im just gunna download the new trial for photoshop. i love myself again.

Russian Catholic schoolgirl lesbo prison sluts.

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:48:58 GMT

SO lemme tell you about my week

so i was in palm springs for christmas.
and i told my grandma and grandpa im learning russian

Grandma: kellys learning russian dennis(my grandpa) did you know?
Grandpa: yeah..
Grandma: who are you gunna talk to in russian kelly?
Me: russians..
Grandma: where you gunna find them?
Me: . . . .
Grandpa: in russia dumbass D:<

and then i was at christmas eve dinner and there was some old guy i didnt know
and he kept talking to me and i wasnt really listening and all i heard was this

old guy: ....and i feel like such a whore.
standing under a street lamp smoking at 5am
waiting for the paper to come you know?
me: cant say i do D:..

old guy: ...so yeah and tomorrow i gotta go to my gay brothers house
for christmas tomorrow and hes invited his gay friends
kimber and silly putty and so i gotta get wasted for that you know?
me: yeah... sure.. D:,

xDD

so then i get home and ham and cat came over last night.

me(to ham): i got your christmas present..
ham: really? :DD
me: yeah.. but the tranny guy at claires only gave me on sock D:
ham: . . . .
me: yeah and i paid 4 dollars !!
ham: WTF D:<

ham: so i only get one sock..
me: yeah i told you the tranny ripped me off
ham: oh well i can mix and match
me: cat got a shiny box..
ham: she did? :o
cat: *giggles* yeah..

ham: i got you a bracelet
me: OMFG!! ITS GREEN!!
ham: yeah i stole it from an indian lady
who was selling them
me: was she poor?
ham: no.
me: oh.. okay :D

ham: looks its got a little white thing in the stone
me: it does o__o
ham: its the fetus!!
me: ooooooo :o

xD

BILLY TALENT<3

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 23:36:19 GMT

Sunday I saw Billy Talent(my favorite band), Thursday, Circa Survive, and Rise Against in concert.

Yes Billy Talent is a BAND not a PERSON.
and NO the lead singer name is NOT BILLY

So yeah it was fxcking hilarious right.
So we get to the city and theres a homeless man outside the BART station(like always)
and he asks cat for some money.
and it goes

Cat: I don't have anything.
(we walk away and were on the esclator)
Hobo: you have a purse right there BITCH!! FUCKING BITCH!!
Cat: OMG
Guy next to us(to the hobo): SHUT THE FXCK UP MAN!! Get a job

It was fxcking hysterical xDD

and then cat was real shaken up
and were walking over to the Warfield(the theater)
and I'm like

Me: Screw the hobo cat
Nicole: YEAH!! Screw the homeless!!

and Nicole hella yelled it out xDD
But she didnt mean to say it
And we were crossing the street
and there was like a LINE of
homeless people over there too

So yeah..
The were in line and this guy from PETA asks me to sign this petition
cause I guess KFC doesnt take care of their chickens ont he farms before they kill them
and the guy was like

Guy: its just to make sure they have a nice place to live before they die
Me: oh! like a old people home?
Guy: Exactly!!

xDD

Then were still in line and this guy tells us they probably wont let cameras in
and nicole turns to me and shes like

Nicole: Quick Kelly put it down your clevage D:
Me: WHAT!? O_O
Cat: She'll look like she has block boobs D:

Then we get inside and nicoles camera has this flip screen
so they wouldnt let her bring it in but they didnt care bout mine.

Pics nicole took of us :D

Pictures I took :D

cat sits like a boy xD

ME :D

Aha :D

SEE!! She sits like a boy xDD

Nicoles so pretty :D

Cat sitting like a dude again xD

See Bobbys 6ft. See how short Cat is xD

See nicoles camera :o

Awwww :'D

Ham was originally supposed to come with us but he couldnt at the last minute ]:
Thats why Cat came instead
So if Ham was there we decided this is where hed sit xD

BILLY TALENTS PERFORMANCE!!

CIRCA SURVIVE.

RISE AGAINST.

Me and Nicole.
We're sweaty and tired from jumping around.

THURSDAY.

I love this picture of nicole.

Way home D:
Then we went to in-n-out
And Cindy took me, nicole, and cat home
Cause we were dead tired.
It was like 1:30am and we still had to
go to school in the morning.

You can hella tell how everyones tired xD

The end.
Fin.
:D

BlackJack!

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:55:32 GMT

In blackjack, twenty-one is a lucky number. You win if you reach
twenty-one. But the way up to twenty-one is a gamble. Do you ask for
another card? Or do you stay where you are? At twelve or some other
obscene number.

Nobody ever knows do they? Cause we all gamble. With money, with people,
with trust, with love, with sex, and, of course, with life.

I gambled and I lost.

Pic Spam for Ish :D

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:51:19 GMT

Manisha Is my only reader therefore i love her <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
<33333333333333333
<3333333

etc.

xD

Just some from us at the beach :D
Cause theres a whole ton I never posted but just a few from our last time
My camera broke so my dads gunna take me to get a new one
but unfortunately i cant get my pictures off my camera i only managed to get like 4 off of it ;=;
So a bunch of these are from Hams(Chickens) photobucket xD

These really pretty ones I took though :D
Cassidy<3

Nicoles gorgeous :D

Bobby reading us the lion king on the BART xD
WHich included simba having a harem xDD

Me in waiting for my foods :D
In Japan town that is ;D

Cindy couldn't come cause she was in fxcking mexico D:<
so i brought this turtle she gave me and called it cindy xD
so cindy with a bunch of her turtle homies xD

Bobby says
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOO
OO
O
O
oo
o
!!!"

xDD

I got no clue xD
Maybe bobbys telling the japanese food internation secrets D:

i like my smirk xD

Boys are weird xD

I think we look pretty :D

me, cindy, sun, and nicole xD

Nicole took these really pretty ones of me :DD

And I cut my hair so you can kinda tell in this picture the length at least :D

And for Ish :D

wellthatsit

we're going to the beach again on sunday so more pics then :DD

you guys D:

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 22:23:59 GMT

The world hates me ; ;

I ran out of hamtaro stars

and so I decided to be angry with Japan

So then to distract myself from my apparant hatred of Japan

I tried to drink some lemonade

But it was bitter

and then I told my mom

But she wasnt hugged as a child it seems

And she lacked sympathy for my despairing situation ; ;

So now I have come to the conclusion that . . . . .

The world hates me.

Picture Spam :D

Wed, 07 Jun 2006 23:51:02 GMT

Haven't done this in awhile!!

ok so I got one little highlight thingy:
So I was at the fair on Saturday AND Sunday and well on Sunday me and Abraham were poor so we wandered away from our little crowd and while we were walking through the MASSIVE crowd of uglys heres a little conversation I had with him xD:
Abraham: that guy was looking down your shirt :o
Kelly: uh..
Abrham: but it was like . . . . an appreciatory look :D
Kelly: umm..
(10 minutes later)
Abraham: Hey theres that guy who looked down ur shirt again
Kelly: D:
Abraham: He tried it again!! But he was to far away :D
Kelly: I feel violated now!

Brian :D

Vita :D

I look asian D:

Me giving VelVitas PT a psychic reading :D
xD

A few on MANY creepy pictures Ham took of himself at Dennys T_T

HAWTEST SHITE EVER <3
xD

Corn xD

Narnia :O

Cindy paid a dollar to go see the small ass horse xDD

Ham with all the shite thats located in my purse xD

The Prettiness Pictures of Me :D

Teh the Turtle :D
Cindy won him for me :"D

PSP X Tutorial

Thu, 11 May 2006 18:10:45 GMT

Its really easy. You just need a basic knowledge of tools and the settings. And I'm sure it translates well.

So we're going to be making this icon :D

from this to this

So I used this base of Eva Longoria:

Sharpen it once. Then Suplicate it and put it on Screen- Opacity- 44%

It should look like this now:

Next make a new raster layer: Layer>New Raster Layer

And flood fill it with #409bfc
Set it to: Dodge- Opacity- 40%

It should look bright don't worry about it

Next make another new layer and flood fill it with #fa6b54
Set it to: Hard Light- Opacity- 59%

Another new layer. Flood fill with #0b0d4d
Set it to: Exclusion- Opacity- 100%

And lastly we make another new layer and flood fill it with #6ab9f8
Set it to: Burn- Opacity- 100%

And woot. Your done. Wasnt that easy?

If your confused about anything ask me. I'd love to see results :D

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:12:14 GMT

he 1st are from tuesday when me and cat went with Bobby to Wal-mart and then went and met up with Sara and Ham to go around the plaza :D

My brand new car :p

Bobbys gettin himself a Hummer :D

Bobby looking like a dork with Narnia XD

I attacked him with a horse muahahahah >:D

The flower wall :D

Flower Power :DD

Cats #1 :D
And Bobbys #2 D;

Our oven mitt puppets :D

Cat looking at something

Sara hiding as always D:

My pictures of Ham and Nibal are way too big and I only made 2 small so here they are

Ham

Nibal acting 'sexay'

Ok now for the ones from Dennys

I went with Cat and Vita :D

Vita and I were so happy with our water :D

Cats root beer look so effing HUGE XDD

MY OREO SUNDAY

VItas mad at the spoon D:<

Cat and Vita got brownies yay :D

My effing hash browns I wanted SO bad D:

Imma kill them D:<

They died D;

Imma scared now D:

Vita sad D;
Nah shes on the phone :D

Imma hijack this shit >:|

Cats gunna come after me D:<

EW!! Groady parking lot D:<
But my eyes look hawt :D

Mary Jane :D
Hams love<3

Today at school :D
LUNCH!!

Cindy and Ham :D
(Salad and Chicken :DD)

YaY!! After school XDD

Cassidy :D

Ham Loves me :DD
XDD

Yeah thats pretty rad right here :D

THE END!!

Picture Spam!!

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 22:47:35 GMT

Heres some picture spam once again

I went to the mall with Ham, Bobby, Vita, and Nick...

Bobby Driving:

Vitas Brother....I don't know his name....

Ham looking at games

Bobby looking at games!! OMG!! Look Vitas actually in the picture :D

Me and Ham in Hot Topic

Ham

Me

Ham looking evil :[

Everybody else at the cool table >:|

Bobby XDD

Me and Paris Hilton XDD

Picture Spam Again<3333

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:24:10 GMT

OMG!! So Cat spent the night on Monday cause we're high school dropouts XDD
No we're waiting to get into another school.
So we went to our soon-to-be old school to see all our friends<33
And so me and cat hung out with Kie(Kylie) and Ash(Ashlie) yesterday

Oh heres one of Nicky at the park

Me blowing kisses to all of you<3

The Sleepover portion!! My new bed spread and pillows are hella hawt!!

Cat on meh phone everyone loves it<3333333333333333

Cat pretending to sleep. See isn't my comforter hella hawt!?

Me laughing

Me n Cat walking to Albertsons and the school and stuff!! It was hella of cold and rainy.

She was trying to get the mud off her shoes

Me n Cat in the bathroom at Albertsons. I wanted to take a picture in the bathroom just like Ish :D

Me n Cat in Albertsons having a little too much fun people kept staring

I pushed her around in the cart XDD

Ahahhahaha XD

We walked like everywhere!! Here we are in McDonalds

Ok then we got to the school and Kie and Ash hung out with us at Starbucks and Cats bf came along

Me n Kie<33

Ok then we went to Albertsons AGAIN!!

Ashlie with the coke

Kie looks evil eep :0

Then Ash had to leave :[
So me n Kie n Cat went to Wal*Mart and the McDonalds in Wal*Mart

Me n Cat n Kie

Me n Kie trying on shoes XDD
They were hella ugly XDD

Me n kie

Cat

Me n the trash can

Me n the iron

Me n Kie being goofy

I was taking these pics of me and my mums like to Kie n Cat 'I don't know why shes so in love with herself its sicking actually' XDD

Me n my mommy<33

My mum was like 'wheres all the soft stuffed animals D: '

The inside of one of those scanner thingys it was broken and me n kie n cat all took a pic of it XDD

My bro running away

Kie n Cat

HaHA

Teehee

I said something and kie made this face XDD

I forget what I was saying

I touched Kylie in the walmart XDD

Omg so STORY time!!

Ok so when cat was spending the night we were lying in my bed and I poked her with my remote and I was like
'Cat thats just my remote I swear'

And so it became this big joke and I was like 'yeah my remotes 5 inches long'

XDD

And then we were walking past Orchard supply and garden or something and I was like
'We should buy Kie a shovel not that she'll ever use it or anything'

And then when we were in the bandroom I was talking to Vijay and I was like 'yeah Imma high school drop out just like my dad :D'

and he was like 'huh!?' and Kie was cracking up

And THEN!! Me and my mum were outside Winco(grocery store) and I saw Hollywood Video and my friend Bobby works there and it wasn't that one but I was teasing him earlier telling him he was the sexiest guy at hollywood video and so I told my mum I was like
' we should go say hi to bobby cause hes being sexy in hollywood video'
and my mums like
'OMG!! Kelly!! Keep it in your pants!!'

and then I told cat that story and my mum was like 'YEAH!! I told her that cause shes such a horn dog!!'

Yeup!! Thats it!! But Ish is totally coming to California this summer right Ish ;)

Icons and Banners!

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 23:47:49 GMT

Well heyheyhey! Ok so I made text Icons and real Icons! The text icons are h/hr and quotes from Will & Grace and The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Oh and some ok banners. And I got a story or two woot woot.

Preview:

Emma Icons:

Dan and Emma Icon:
I used one of Ish's bases for this:

H/Hr:

Will and Grace Quotes:

The 40-Year-Old Virgin Quotes:

Banners:

Dan and Emma:

Emma:

Ok time for my storys!

So friday my friend Cat had a sleepover thing. And me and Ashlie were on the computer. And we were trying to watch Myspace the Movie. And the speakers weren't working so she says, "Maybe their unplugged."
And so I slap her and randomly say, "MAYBE YOUR GAY!"
And she gave me a really confused look and was like 'huh!? What!?"

And Saturday was my bros 6th bday party and me and my friend Krissy wanted to watch brokeback mountain. And my mums like 'I don't think so. Krissy parents wouldn't want that."
And so she goes to light the candles on my bros cake. And Krissy sees that he has a rainbow on his cake and so she goes,
"April! You'll let Nicky have a rainbow on his cake but you won't let me and Kelly watch brokeback mountain!?"

I had the nicest convo. with Ham last nite too lol:

Ham: we'll go to Barens and nobles

Ham: and hold hands

Ham: and ask the cashier where the kama sutra books are. xDD

Me: 'Do u have any books on sex changes'

Ham: Lmao.

Ham: xDD

Ham: "I wanna be a lesbian SO BAD>"

Me: XD

Me: 'Do u take 50s cause I just finished hooking.....'

Me: Lol

Ham: Ill interrupt and be like

Ham: "No wait, I got a 5 for a quickee in the bathroom a few
minutes ago. Hey got any gum?"

Ham: xDD

Me: Lol

Me: I'll be like 'ham u noe u can't have gum. Do u have
mints?'

Me: Lol

Ham: xD

Ham: "Fuck it, hey cashier, share your water?"

Ham: xD

Me: Lol

Me: Be like 'we just got tested'

Me: 'We don't have the results though'

Ham: xDD

Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:21:14 GMT

Went crazy! Massive graphics overload. Some of these are old to. Because I'm doing a fake cut in the emma icon community to here. Omg! I also have a quote of the day. Thanks to Ish for the idea....

Preview:

Emma:

Garden State:

Emmy:

Mila:

Tristan+Isolde:

Banners:

The Veronicas:

Emma:

Mila:

Brokeback Mountain:

Quote of the day:
Ok so I was talking to Ish(final__desire</span>) on the phone and I had the most life changing conversation with Jordan, her little 3 year old brother.

Jordan: Hello
Kelly(Me): Hi
Jordan: Hi

Thank you Jordan for changing my life with your wise words. Oh everybody else be jealous thats right ;o)

Valentines Day Tutorial! PSP 10!

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 00:49:24 GMT

I would not recommend this tutorial for beginners. Just cause I can't explain what I mean very well if you don't the function.

Before:

After:
Ok so start with your base image I used this one of Mila Kunis. Who is perfectly adorable.

The crop it and get your base. Make it 100x100

Make the white background transparent or else the textures won't look right later. Now duplicate your base twice and desaturate the base. Leave it like that.

Now put the Duplicate layers on these settings:

Middle Duplicate Layer: Soft Light-100%

Top Duplicate Layer: Screen-57%

I should look like this:

Now lets have some texture fun =]

Add this texture put it on Lighten-100% and erase over her face:

Add this texture put it on Screen-100% and erase over her face:

Add this gradient and put it on Burn-100%:

Next add this texture and put it on Screen-100% and erase over her face:

Finally take this brush put it on a small size. Make a new raster layer and put some small random hearts in a deep red color and put the layer on Normal-44%:

And you should end up with this:

And your layer should look like this:

PSP X Tutorial!

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 05:41:25 GMT

We're gonna make this avatar:

Ok so I started with this image of Tristan and Isolde from the movie "Tristan+Isolde"

So I cropped it and then I sharpened it twice. Now we have this:

Then I duplicated the base twice and put the very top layer on "HARD LIGHT-50%" and the middle one on "SCREEN-50%" then I merged all the layers.

Then I duplicated the base once and went to "Effects>Photo Effects>Sepia Toning>Amount To Age: 10"

It should look like this:

Then I took this texture:

and put it on "DARKEN-100%" You should have this:

Then I took this texture which orignally looked like this but I put it on negative. You don't have to do that because I've already done it for you.

Paste it above the other texture and put it on "LIGHTEN-30%"

You should have this!

Now we take the orginal version of the last texture this and put it on "LIGHTEN-100%"

You should have this:

Then select a part of the image and then go to "Edit>Copy Merged"

Then paste it above all the other layers and move it around till it covers the white of the graphic and then put it on "DARKEN-69%"

It should look something like this:

Then in "1942 Report"(you can get it on dafont.com) and type in white "Tristan+Isolde" in 4pt font.

And heres your final product: